Cancer: the shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere doing poetry
Leo: how about ~sunrise land~?
Virgo: "and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china," he said and failed, and also died.
Libra: ~post-war economic miracle~
Scorpio: i am interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend.
Sagittarius: ~hire a samurai~
Capricorn: "please try this religion," he said. "no," said everybody. "try it," he said. "no," said everybody again, quieter this time. and so the religion was put into place.
Aquarius: open the country. stop having it be closed.
Pisces: ~their friends and our friends are not friends~
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